Office by Alex Penny
The things I have to put up with...
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My Stupid AssistantI’m finding it most funny that people assume my retarded assistant is a hoax due to the level of her stupidity. I can assure you, she’s real. She’s my last minute work experience dunce. She may actually have some sort of learning dificulties, but well, I’m not sure if that would make a difference.
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My Stupid AssistantThe I.T. guy is explaining something to my stupid assistant. It’s along the lines of why Macs might seem like a good idea, but how there’s a fatal flaw waiting to be let loose which will destroy all their users… Mywaa ha ha.
She has no idea what “I.T.” means.
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My Stupid Assistant (on trying to say Imogen Heap)—
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My Stupid Assistant“Are there ever any recording studios anywhere?”
“What concert did you sleep in a tent at?”
“Do you have taller buildings than the ones back home?”
“If somebody has a different name, like it’s spelt differently, is it the same person?” - I’m going with a “no” on this one.
“Is every publication a magazine?”
“Is London actually part of Britain, or just the UK?”
“Is a festival the same as a band?”
“If I wrote somebody’s name wrong on the envelope, should I re-do it?” -y’think?
“Does it get hot here if it’s more sunnier?”
